TINTUMON JOKES

 

MATHS PROOF

Exam Qn:

IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.

Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ common
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!

Tintumonoda kalli

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DOSA

Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated?
Tintumon: Dosa

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MANDAN

Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”

Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.

Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”

Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni....!!!
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NO FREEZE LIQUID

Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’??

Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’
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INTERVIEW

Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna Tintumon

Qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka.

Tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..

Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu.

Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.

Njan: shari teacher

kali tintumonnoda???
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SSLC

SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”
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MADIYAN

Teacher: Ettavum shakthiyulla oralude paeru parayamo?
Tintumon: “Madiyan”
Teacher : What?
Tintumon: Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…
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Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??
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AUTO

Autoyil ninnirangiya Tintumon: Ethrayayi..??
Driver:100 roopa
Tintumon 50 roopa koduthu, appol choodaya driver: Ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo..???
Tintu: Thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath
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PROFESSOR

A professor to Tintumon: “What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “I don't understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”
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SLEEP

Tintumon: I'm sleep with dad last night.
Teacher corrects him: No..no..I slept with dad last night.
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Tintumon: Appo njan urangi kazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?
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  LKG-TINTUMON

To be is to do(Socrates)

To do is to be(Plato)

To be or not to be(Shakespeare)

Aaha angane vittal pattuo..!! Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..!!!

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1000 Rs.
‘1000 rupakku enth medichalum oru sari free’

next day kadayil oru bhahalam..!!!
Tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu…!!
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