Joke- Can't Beat An Indian...!!
American boy and Indian Boy entered a chocolate store.
As they were busy looking, American boy stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store,
American boy said to Indian Boy : "Man I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, u cant beat that"
Indian Boy replied: "You wanna see something better, let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing"
So they went to the counter and
Indian Boy said to the Shop boy: "Do you wanna see magic?"
Shop boy replied: "Yes."
Indian Boy said: "Give me one chocolate bar."
The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it.
He asked for the second, and he ate that as well.
He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shop boy asked: "But where's the magic?"
Indian Boy replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find them". :D o_O
Can't beat an Indian....!!