TINTUMON JOKES

 

MATHS PROOF
    Exam Qn:

    IF 2(l+b)=P;
    Prove that 4b=P.

    Tintumon :
    2(l+b)=P
    2(ell+b)=P
    2(bone+b)=P
    taking ‘b’ common
    2b(one+1)=P
    2b(2)=P
    4b=P!

    Tintumonoda kalli
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    DOSA

    Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated?
    Tintumon: Dosa
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    MANDAN

    Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”

    Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.

    Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”

    Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni....!!!

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    NO FREEZE LIQUID

    Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’??

    Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’
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    INTERVIEW

    Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna Tintumon

    Qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka.

    Tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..

    Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu.

    Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.

    Njan: shari teacher

    kali tintumonnoda???

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    SSLC

    SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante
    PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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    “Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”

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    MADIYAN

    Teacher: Ettavum shakthiyulla oralude paeru parayamo?
    Tintumon: “Madiyan”
    Teacher : What?
    Tintumon: Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…

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    Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
    Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??

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    AUTO

    Autoyil ninnirangiya Tintumon: Ethrayayi..??
    Driver:100 roopa
    Tintumon 50 roopa koduthu, appol choodaya driver: Ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo..???
    Tintu: Thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath

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    PROFESSOR

    A professor to Tintumon: “What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
    tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
    professor: “I don't understand anything”
    tintumon: “same 2 you”

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    SLEEP

    Tintumon: I'm sleep with dad last night.
    Teacher corrects him: No..no..I slept with dad last night.
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    Tintumon: Appo njan urangi kazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?
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      LKG-TINTUMON

    To be is to do(Socrates)

    To do is to be(Plato)

    To be or not to be(Shakespeare)

    Aaha angane vittal pattuo..!! Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..!!!

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    1000 Rs.
    ‘1000 rupakku enth medichalum oru sari free’

    next day kadayil oru bhahalam..!!!
    Tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu…!!

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